Monthly Archives: June 1983

Introducing, Riot Coke! The cola for pigmies that you’ll drink just for the ingredients: Hiper powder, water. Hiper powder was just invented by a Indonesian garbage worker. He says that it gives you more energy to work in the dump. … Continue reading →

This is the story of Plooktoo, alias “Gasser.” When Plooktoo was a young boy, he sang the blues. When he was a teenager, he sang the blues. Now he is 91 34/48 years old, and he’s still singing the blues. He … Continue reading →

We will return after these messages. The Electronic Spanker Refrain Oh yes, folks, you can call it Spanky,You can call it Spank,But to this little gadget, you will say“THANKS!” With the electronic spanker,     You can spank your kids,If they did … Continue reading →

I’m not going to write very much today because I hate writing books. I was lucky today because I went to the nurse because of a boo-boo. I was happy when I left because I knew that I missed a … Continue reading →